I Don't Like Mondays MmmMmmMmm. MmmMmmMmmMmm. MmmMmmMmm. MmmMmmMmmMmm. The silicon chip inside her head Gets switched to overload And nobody’s gonna go to school today She’s gonna make them stay at home And daddy doesn’t understand it He always said she was good as gold And he can see no reason 'cause there are no reasons What reasons do you need to be sho-o-o-o-own Tell me why I don’t like Mondays Tell me why I don’t like Mondays I don't like I don't like I don’t like Mondays Tell me why I don’t like Mondays I want to shoo-o-o-o-o-ot The whole day down Down down Shoot it all -- down Ahh-ee-ahh-ah Ahh-ee-ahh-ah-mm And the playing’s stopped in the playground now She wants to play with her toys awhile And school’s out early and soon we’ll be learning That the lesson today is how -- to -- die And then the bullhorn cackles And the captain tackles With the problems and the how’s and why’s And he can see no reason 'Cause there are no reason What reason do you need to die Die -- oh oh oh Tell me why I don’t like Mondays Tell me why I don’t like Mondays I don't like I don't like I don’t like Mondays Tell me why I don’t like Mondays Tell me why I don’t like Mondays I don't like I don't like I don’t like Mondays Ooh-mm I don’t like Mondays No I want to shoo-o-o-o-o-ot The whole -- day -- down Whole day Whole day The whole day --- down